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This blog is written by Abu the Pallywood Insider. It gives good and precious instructions on how to script and direct war movies so great that the Infidel Media will believe them. (Stupid infidels!) Please check out the very important instruction video!
Read This First
Abu says: Do yourself a favor and try not to confuse #2 and #3. People getting this mixed up cause most of the wars in the world.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Remember: It's always toys in Pallywood
The caption to this picture on CNN reads: "A Lebanese man retrieves some toys from the rubble of bombed building in the suburbs of Beirut, Lebanon. Israeli warplanes repeatedly bombed the area overnight."
This is an important rule of filmmaking: Nobody is ever looting in Lebanon. It is always fathers looking for toys for their kids from the houses repeatedly bombed by the ISRRRRRRRAELIS. (What kind of toy is this pink box anyway?)